I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
i accept high fives only on my ass
Remember when African ethnicities were mocked for stretching their earlobes and indigenous folks for “sticking shit” through their septums , but once such practices were adopted by industrial nations during the 80’s/90’s and white folks/White punks/White hipsters started to do it, it was all cool, unique, civil and “Original”?
"money cant buy happiness" i think you’re using money wrong
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza